Poetry on Mustard

Why oh why

Does mustard exist

It’s a terrible substance

That makes people sick.

- BrodwayGirl

Alas! Thou shallt stop

Eating that mustard; for if

You do you shallt die

- a haiku by I-ship-sophie-and-keefe

Mustard is icky

Mustard is just sickening

Why does it exist?

-BroadwayGirl